you ARE gorging yourself right now ... aren't you, fat boy?
here some ideas for a little snack ...
1 pound of ground beef - the regular kind, not the lean kind
pasta - macaroni shapes ... or spirals ... your choice
a package mix for a cream (ie white) sauce - ie like Knorrs Alfredo Sauce
(mix the cream sauce using a mixture of heavy cream and whole milk and butter)
1 loaf of pre-made garlic bread

*cook the ground beef. DO NOT drain it. leave all the fat in the fry pan. while you fry the beef, you also boil the pasta - make lots, you can always save the excess (if any). also, you follow the package directions to make the sauce. this you could do in a microwave ... read the instructions ... and use the cream-milk mixture mentioned above. mix the ground beef, the cooked and drained pasta and the sauce all together. serve with the garlic bread, which you should have been warming in the oven. *

i want you to eat the WHOLE THING. and then go find yourself a dozen jambusters - for dessert.

gorge yourself fat boy.